Two In One

"FUCK YOU"

"I would love to handsom, but I have to make this bitches day hell. maybe some other time"

"DON'T CALL HER A BITCH!!"

"Well, what am I supposed to call this hoe??"

"HER NAME"

"...... AmmmmSaaaaarrraaaaCristaaaaaa-"

"Astrid. Astrid Byers. Thats her name"

"Well, how was I supposed to know that??"

"We knew her since she was born"

"..... well ... It's not like she "knows" US"

"That's because we're not allowed to."

"Right. because the big dumb man in the sky told us not too. what a typical angel you are, following your dad's orders"

"And what a typical Demon YOU are, Being a bitch everywhere she goes."

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One contract.
One contract that ties one demon and one angel together.
Whether they like it or not.
Every new born baby is gifted with a loving angel and cursed with a wicked demon.
They have these two supernaturals till they die.
But the mortal doesn't even notice they exist.
Good thoughts come from The Angel.
Always trying to make you happy.
Always trying to make you see the light.
Always trying to guide you in the right path.
Bad thoughts come from The Demon.
Always trying to make you sad and depressed.
Always trying to make you do the bad thing.
Always trying make you feel awful.
Always trying to make you die early then you need to.
The contract.
No escape.
Once your mortal dies.
You get a new one.
A never ending cycle.