Pizza Talk

"hi this is dean's pizza, how can i help you?"

"how do you get away with murder?"

"..."

"well?"

"is this a hypothetical question..?"

"just planning ahead."

"who are you planning to kill?"

"my family."

"all of them?"

"i mean probably not my distant family, ive never met them before and i feel like that would be unfair."

in which a series of random phone calls, bring two strangers together.