Hi. I'm the devil. Some lunatic decided to fall through a portal and end up at my place--and now, a piece of my past is written down. You're gonna read it, aren't you? Don't you have more important things--homework, perhaps? Laundry? Human interaction? No, you're going to read this. I'm going to warn you...it's not what you expect. ** Written 2018. This story is purely fictional, and ALL OF IT came from my imagination--I do not claim to be the devil, converse with the devil, or have ever fallen down a sewer to meet the devil. Please don't copy or steal my ideas, and, as always, do the right thing and report a copied book to Wattpad or whoever. Short story, roughly 6300 words (not including author's note(s))