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Bonking Barnaby [Barnaby Joyce]
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[THIS IS A JOKE, I REPEAT, THIS IS A JOKE. I AM NOT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO BARNABY JOYCE, I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO SAY THIS. BUT THIS IS A JOKE. J O K E.]
Michael Shelby, farm boy, is thrown into a tale of a revenge, betrayal, but before all that, Michael Shelby's story was one of love, and a love worth fighting for.
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