The (magical) life of Gwen

In a land of myth and a time of magic, there was ..... hold up... hold up.... this isn't Merlin.
NO! My name is Gwen, and this is my story on how my life got screwed up.
I never ask for this...or more likely I did, but it is just to much, when you are a first year student in college.
Oh god someone help me.