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~How to befuddle the Wzarding World~
◻Start with One Society of bigotry and idiocy
◻Mix in Two suspecting Dark Lords
◻Add a dash of incredulity
◻A cup of utterly unamused students
◻and one unsuspecting God
Shake well, and enjoy!
Dirk Strider, now a Weasley, stumbles around the Wizarding World and shakes up the teetering balance between the 'Light' and 'Dark'.
It's as bad as it looks.
[In which a self-deprecating manipulative god is flung into the body of Ron Weasley and he's trying to be optimistic but since he's apparently against the world on this it isn't looking like he'd make it out past puberty. Its that or he plays dead long enough for the conditional immortality to kick in.]
[Alt Summary: He stumbles into the most convoluted mess of politics, magic, and vengeful teenagers fresh out of puberty and privately wondered if the multiverse hated him. It probably did, if he was being honest.]
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