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Los líos de Emi

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Emilia la protagonista de esta historia es una mujer hecha y derecha aunque no pasa por su mejor momento. Tras cumplir cuarenta y tantos, los cincuenta están a la vuelta de la esquina y aunque no se pueda decir que no es feliz su rutina diaria empieza a ser un poco frustante. Cada mañana cuando se lava la cara y mira al espejo recuerda lo que ella había sido y añora aquella juventud.
Por miedo a entrar en la famosa crisis de los cincuenta antes de tiempo en parte por convertirse en premenopáusica, ser despedida de su trabajo, rompérsele el coche y otras muchas desdichas busca un grupo de apoyo para personas adultas que promete ayudarla a lidiar con su vida.
Los líos de Emi una historia de humor, amor y sexo mucho sexo.All Rights Reserved

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