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What Happens When You Eat Cake
DuchessofMadness
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DuchessofMadness
Ongoing, First published May 23, 2012
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The same bakery that brought you the muffin man, the gingerbread man, and probably many other things the world will ever know about. Well, that crazy, jacked up bakery now has a new creation. Cake!

Yep you heard me. That delicious thing that your mama tells you to not eat before dinner. Cake. What does cake have to do with anything? We’ll find out.
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16 parts Complete Mature

[•] Gingerbrave isn't one to enjoy the silence. Maybe he'll visit his friends. Why don't we follow his adventures, along with our beloved starter groups and their families? Though, one may not be telling the truth about a certain Wizard...but no matter. It seems the safety of the world is at stake, once again. [•] Note: [ I will be using my personal pronoun headcanons in this. ]

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