Pines Triplets [Gravity Falls]

Dear Constance,
I decided to name you Constance seeing as you have no say in it. Today was crazy, so me, Dipper and Mabel all came here to Gravity Falls for the summer to stay with our Grunkle Stan and we started working in his gift shop called 'The Mystery Shack'. Mabel was trying to find an 'epic summer romance' so she started dating this weird guy named Norman who was really a bunch of gnomes looking for a queen. Meanwhile Dipper and I found this weird journal in the woods. Dipper thought that Norman was a zombie and I was like "No way" but Dipper kept insisting so we followed them around with a camera to get proof. So when watching it Dipper sees Norman's hand fall off and I was like "Omg you were right" So we 'borrowed' a golf cart from the shack and went in the woods to go rescue her. When we find out Norman is just a bunch of gnomes led by Jeff, Dipper knocks him down with a shovel. And then the gnomes made one giant gnome and we had to run away from them. We make it to the shack but they were still trying to kill us. So Mabel fakes like she was going to Marry Jeff and she tells him to kiss the bride but instead she grabs a leaf blower and blows them away. But all that stuff is boring. But Grunkle Stan lets us pick something from the gift shop. Mabel got a grappling hook, Dipper got a new hat cause he lost his and I got you. I really do need a lot of ways to get my feelings out so you should help me right? I hope you do - "MILES, TURN OFF THE LIGHT" Well I better go before Mabel grapples me to death. I'll talk to you tomorrow
- Miles Pines