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You VS Me

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Bonjour toi !  Alors ma vie banale d'adolescente "je-m'en-foutiste" t'intéresse ? Je ne jugerai pas tes goûts en matière de livre, t'inquiète. Entre commérages, amourettes de deux mois et habitude d'une étudiante, qui n'as jamais le temps. T'as  de quoi lire Martine !
ATTENTION ce livre contient; des blagues nulles ou douteuse, un humour noir et sarcastique, une flemme omniprésente, des trucs cons, des commérages tout aussi cons et pleins de gros mots !All Rights Reserved

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