BUTCH: of the seven thieves
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  • Parts 7
  • Time 1h 4m
Ongoing, First published Feb 18, 2018
I'm no hero. Heroes are the good guys who risk everything just to do what is right. Like protecting a fair lady, or saving the world.

 Im a thief. An annoying pesky little snatcher who bets on falcon pennies all day and drinks borbon booze. But what if i did tell you that even stealing could save the world. You would think am crazy won't you? Well you see, i'm different from the other elves.i would like to think of my self as special,a special elf. But dont take my word for it..... well at list not yet

The name is butch! 
And this is my story....
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This story has no description because we are awesome like that. Any way, we are standardized closet & box traveling elfs. Laugh all you want. We don't want no trouble, we hit you with a shovel, many times watch out. We behind you! Jk! But we are watching you, forever! Seriously, just read the book, unless it's too... Odd for you. No prob if can't handle extreme awesomeness. No no, it's ok, you're just not awesome. We get it. Go find a sappy book that your mere mind for some reason enjoys. If you don't want to read this ridiculously long description than stop reading. ........ Oh, so you do want to keep reading? Than please, come in while I creepily stuff pies into your mouth while sitting in a cardboard box. But what ever you do, don't push the orange button that says: "Start Reading", Enjoy the book... (Muhahaha!)