Failing Life - -accidentallydies - Wattpad

Failing Life

-accidentallydies

Reads 1,646
Votes 106
Parts 47
Time 1h 7m

Reads 1,646
Votes 106
Parts 47
Time 1h 7m

-accidentallydies

anger angry diary fails funny geeky humour idkwhattoputhere life nerd parodies parody potato pro rants sarcastic song story way

A lot of things annoy me. I don't know why. Probably because God wants me to encounter these human beings.
 
And the number of things that annoy me equals {or probably more who knows} the amount of embarrassing moments that I've encountered.

Interesting? Probably.
Boring? Sure, why not. 
Relatable? Yeah well why not.


Warning: Terrible Grammar ; Just Rants & Fails ; You've been warned.All Rights Reserved

anger angry diary fails funny geeky humour idkwhattoputhere life nerd parodies parody potato pro rants sarcastic song story way

Table of contents

47 parts

Sign up to add Failing Life to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

The Number On The Napkin by LunaFlore

"Is your refrigerator running?" "No, my refrigerator is not running." "Well you better...wait, what?" "Actually, it broke down a week ago because it knew that you were going to call with that stupid line and it decided it would rather die than listen to you say it. So now, thanks to you, I don't have a fridge and all of my food has gone bad." • • • Sometimes you find the crucial answers in the weirdest of places...and people.

Truth or Dare the Creepypasta's by BoneyardHorizons

You can leave comment or message me your Truth Or Dare for the Creepypasta people ^-^ ill do all and give you credit!!!

Embarrassing moments by Cheyenneya

Most of these "chapters" are pointless, so, sorry about that- Embarrassing moments that happened to me. -Cheyenne xx Hello! It's __ImDeadInside Cheyenne has allowed me to publish my own embarrassing moments. So yeah ... look forward to that I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -__ImDeadInside ^^^ WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GUESS?! It should be an honor working with me! D': it's an honor!

Unveild Human Civilization by CXRRUPTEDSOUL24

THIS IS NOT A STORY It is a point of vew of people and life the things i feel that maybe others can relate no sugar coated fantasies...If you can't handel some of it i understand just be respectfull in the comments please ;) ⚠️TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ ⚠️MATURE LANGUAGE⚠️ - it does have some intense emotions and topics within this story your discretion is advised

Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug by isaverybella

Hi! My name is Fleefy and I guess you found my book, Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug. (duh) I will be telling you about good lessons to help you in life so you can be famous! (it really works, I tried it and now you found this so I must be famous) I will show you style, how I do good in school, and lots more stuff that I can't list because this would be too long. My first life lesson is to read this book so you can be awesome! Let's show the world how we rock Doodlefans! P.S. This is not Fleefy speaking, this is Creepette162. Fleefy has taken over my Wattpad account, and I just wanna say that this book is supposed to be full of humor, so please do not be offended, this book is for fun! Thanks! I ❤️ you all! Highest rank: #481 in Humor

Thirty Pages by -accidentallydies

I've always loved notebooks, specifically, diaries. But, when I realized that what I've gotten only has thirty pages... I was overwhelmed. Since this was a gift, I gotta make it useful right? But... I can only write in this for Thirty Days! ~o~ Welcome to the story book of fails which is my life. Be sure to feel better about yours because mine... well... just read it yourself. This is for a challenge which AutumnFireflyx made :))

Things I Don't Get. by aveelovesyou

So. This is mainly just thoughts and me rambling.. Or ranting... All of the above? Mix in some of my sarcasm and you might just amuse yourself.. Or want to bash your head into your wall because I'm simply that interesting and astounding.... right. So. This should be pretty self-explanatory and the first part should pretty much be a better, or more confusing and more winded, description..

Life is Not a Joke, Boss! But... by PrakashNyshadham

A lazy sperm suddenly finds itself in the world, wondering why life arrived so unexpectedly without any plans for the future. This humorous sperm often says, "Life is Not a joke, Boss! But..." and then ponders what it should do to complete this thought. It believes, it arrived early to figure out its purpose. Now, it questions how life will manage its presence: Can life handle and protect me properly? Does life know how to handle it? If not, where can I find life's parents to file a complaint? Sperm: Bloody Life, Come let's start our journey... 😏 JUUYYYYIIIIIII....

On Purpose Accident (✔️Completed) by ItsMGsShine

Don't you hate when you mistakenly send a red heart in pinterest to the convenience store guy you met yesterday? Even more when that one single text leads to chatting and eventually turns your life upside down! It should be downside up!! * * * Welcome to the story where the main character gets a highly unfortunate luck and falls in weird and hilarious situations but still a cute love story~ so that a happy ending is must! Nah, I know it's not Disney but hey, atleast a happy life? ✯ Genre: Humor/ Comedy ✯ Catchphrase, if you couldn't catch it from the cover: "WTF" ✯ Mature Content: STFU! It's as pure as I am!

Haha, I'm An Idiot. by FormerlyOcto

[OLD AS HECKIE] Where I post dumb thoughts, ideas, and revelations. Also good for some life updates. Why am I doing this? One may never know.

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

The Number On The Napkin cover

Truth or Dare the Creepypasta's cover

Embarrassing moments cover

Unveild Human Civilization cover

Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug cover

Thirty Pages cover

Things I Don't Get. cover

Life is Not a Joke, Boss! But... cover

On Purpose Accident (✔️Completed) cover

Haha, I'm An Idiot. cover

The Number On The Napkin

"Is your refrigerator running?" "No, my refrigerator is not running." "Well you better...wait, what?" "Actually, it broke down a week ago because it knew that you were going to call with that stupid line and it decided it would rather die than listen to you say it. So now, thanks to you, I don't have a fridge and all of my food has gone bad." • • • Sometimes you find the crucial answers in the weirdest of places...and people.