Dear me

Dear future me.

If you actually read this email, I'm gonna be disappointed in myself.

But right now I'm bored and these questions are on my mind. Maybe you can open this mail someday, and look back at who your past self was.

I know you won't answer when I need it, but for the benefit of both of us - for the benefit of me - answer them, will you?

Don't expect much love or anything.

Your old self

Me

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Dear past me

Sorry to disappoint.