Geez, all I wanted was a life of peace!
Someplace where me and Riven could have a little quiet place for ourselves...
You know a safe haven.
I didn't ask for an island with strange mask wearing weirdos, a talking frog manning a giant cannon, living pinata livestock, an evil dork and his gang of idiots, a sarcastic grim reaper and an unnaturally cute lizard boy!
And may I repeat: living, breathing, sentient PINATAS!? Some which can actually talk?!
I didn't ask for a loony bin!
...But I guess, its the best I can do ...so I have to give it a shot ...
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