Hey! (Insert insult)!
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Have you ever wanted to curse someone, but you never knew the best words to use? Wanted to say something new and interesting, compared to the boring old 'f*ck' and 'sh!t'?
Well, that's what this handy book is for...
Old English, other languages, comebacks, or what ever else that comes up. Also totally up for new ideas and suggestions.
\\WARNING!!//
Vulgar language ahead. I have warned you. Read at your own risk...
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