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The Ridiculously Random Adventures of Mr. Sassy

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Reads 537
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Parts 14
Time 30m

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This is a story of the posh Mr. Sassy, a young man who is a perpetual idiot. Join him in his meaningless adventures. He loves you. Just read. You will like it or get your money back!All Rights Reserved

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Not good for you by mandydelaney

"This was just supposed to be summer fun. That was what we agreed on." I tried to talk to him as he was vigorously shaking his head, tearing his gaze away from me. "You were never just a summer fun to me." He stared into my eyes and I felt exposed because I might have developed some feelings for him that I've never wanted to face. Heddy Lopez has just barely graduated and is trying to find the purpose of her life when her friends take her away for the summer before they go on separate ways. Little did she know that an old crush and complicated relationships would cross her way again making her last high school summer completely different than she'd expected it to be. Secrets, heartbreaks, and empty promises siege her over and over again. And they never seem to stop. But how much an already broken heart could take before fully giving up? Started: July (2022) - Finished: August 18 (2022) 123 000+ words

Broken Pieces by SMC_547

"I love you" she says and kisses my jaw tenderly. "I love you too baby" I reply stroking her still damp hair. We were sat in a dirty McDonald's car park. We could be sat in a fucking pile of trash and I wouldn't care. Because I would be with her. As long as I'm with her, nothing else matters. -------------------------------------------------------- After all he had known was anger and hatred she was like a breath of fresh air to him. With just one look into her mesmerizing chocolate eyes and one listen to her angelic voice he knew he was ruined. He despised this feeling. He felt helpless. No matter how much he tried to stay away he was drawn to her and he knew he was playing a very dangerous game. Leaving the pain of her past behind her she starts a fresh in a new town with her older brother. Meeting the towns bad boy was not on her agenda but every time she saw him she was intrigued. He was rude and had a terrible attitude, but his eyes didn't show anything but pain which is something she knew all too well. They are complete opposites but have one thing in common. They are both broken, maybe just maybe they could be the cure to each others pain. ⚠️ this story contains mentions of abuse and alcohol so if you are not comfortable with this please do not read my story.

What You Caused by -maiwrites

He was completely and utterly oblivious to everything that he had caused and she absolutely hated him for that. [UNEDITED] [DUAL POV] TW: eating disorder recovery

This is going to hurt by Acid-lover

Mark is what people call a "nerd". he's smart and a loner. since he's a nerd, he gets picked on by the most popular, homophobic, dumbass boy at evergreen high, Paul. mark lands in the hospital, again due to Paul. mark now has memory loss, and when he comes back to school, they all start to come back. not wanting to get beat by Paul, mark hids in the bathroom. sooner or later, Paul and his friends come and beat the living out of mark. after they had fun, they started to leave, but Paul stays. only to say one thing, and one thing only. "I'm so sorry, mark."

over the edge|✔ by whywouldilovehim

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Only Time Will Tell by HoesloveBangtan

"I may be cheesy, and I may be cocky, but baby please, all I wanna be is your sweet yellow boned Papi." He cried out. Ever since I met him, I have been doing bad things. But I always feel so alive, I feel like a new person. Why can't I just live my life like a regular 16 year old. Neariah is a girl that likes books and video games. When she meets Jensen, her life changes and her true self is revealed. She gets in all kinds of trouble because of him. But he's not forcing anything on her, she's just being a dare devil. How will this all plan out when you're only 16 and there's so little you can do, especially when you have a strict mom. #4 in laziness

Cupid's Soldier by Cay_Luhs

{BOOK 2 in the Opposites Attract trilogy} {CAN BE READ AS A STAND ALONE} Seline Winters is a 17 year old relationship expert. She has her own blog and she is passionate about teaching people what love in a relationship should really be like. She's a bit of a feminist, and she hates when people are treated unfairly. Austen Hendrikson is everything that Seline despises in a boy. He's rude, arrogant, has terrible anger issues, and treats people like dirt. But somehow, Seline finds herself drawn to him. ........................................................................ This cover was made by my good friend: @Arivia143 ........................................................................ ©CopyRight Cay_Luhs All Rights Reserved

Topping the Jock by Susurrations

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Billionaire Next Door✔ by hannahosell

I shrunk back into my seat as his head snapped towards me. He looked like his head was going to fall off. His eyes were blazing with rage. His face was set into an icy glare. His fists that rested on the table were clenched so hard his knuckles were white. As he stood from his chair so did I. I felt like the prey to the biggest predator in the jungle. I took two steps back for every stride he took towards me. I gulped again before shaking me head. "She's just joking Ace." my voice quivered as I took another two steps back. "How do I know that?" he sneered down at me, his body towering over me. As I went to take another step backwards, my back made contact with the wall behind me. Well great. Now I'm cornered. This is just typical. ............................................................. One girl moves to the big apple after her family disintegrates around her. All she has left is her one brother. Well, that's what she thought. She attends college like a normal girl and even gains a job on the side with someone who just so happens to be her neighbor. One man has lived in a house most of his adult life. He owns multiple clubs and watched as his family disintegrated around him. All he has left is his sister. A small fragile girl moves next door and he finds himself infatuated. He lands her a job... As his assistant. He is dangerous. She is sly. He is rude. She is sweet. He can not lie and not get away with it. She can make any lie seem like the sweetest truth. She is a bad girl that hasn't been caught. He is a great catcher. Read to find out their twisted story.

Forever Yours. by acceptmygrant

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Not good for you

"This was just supposed to be summer fun. That was what we agreed on." I tried to talk to him as he was vigorously shaking his head, tearing his gaze away from me. "You were never just a summer fun to me." He stared into my eyes and I felt exposed because I might have developed some feelings for him that I've never wanted to face. Heddy Lopez has just barely graduated and is trying to find the purpose of her life when her friends take her away for the summer before they go on separate ways. Little did she know that an old crush and complicated relationships would cross her way again making her last high school summer completely different than she'd expected it to be. Secrets, heartbreaks, and empty promises siege her over and over again. And they never seem to stop. But how much an already broken heart could take before fully giving up? Started: July (2022) - Finished: August 18 (2022) 123 000+ words