Smiling Jokes

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I Know This Jokes Will Make You Smile~  C:
Do You Like the Book Cover? XD Hahahahha! YES! CX 
I know You'll Say "WTF" In The First You Saw It! x)
And Now Your Smiling! :D 

Hhahaha! Trick You~ XDAll Rights Reserved

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