The Eclipse Deadline (Ethereal Valentine Contest Entry)

I know, you're probably thinking, "Who in god's name walks when the light is green, nearly gets hit by a car, but then continues whistling like nothing?!". That's yours truly. I'm not immortal, just lucky.
I expect to stay that way.
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Pathetic Kameron Winstons has been put in many..many death situations in attempt to kill him.
These situations have been placed by a certain death god. You guessed it, Hades.
After Hades and Aphrodite argue, they come up with a deal.
Before the next eclipse, he must fall in love, if not,
His time is up.