Wrong Number lol

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Parts 39
Time 49m

Reads 8,745
Votes 360
Parts 39
Time 49m

who is this?

"It's me"

"ur best friend?"

"u know"

"besties for resties"

"till deathties?"

"friend till the end"

"lets play pretend :D"

"no?"

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