Screw You, Jupiter [DISCONTINUED/REWRITTEN]
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  • Reads 46,569
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  • Parts 54
  • Time 18h 45m
Complete, First published Feb 23, 2018
(REWRITE POSTED- Retitled: Sleepy Holo)

ʜɪs ᴇʏᴇ ᴛᴡɪᴛᴄʜᴇᴅ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴀs ʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ. ʜᴇ ʜᴀs sᴇᴇɴ sᴏᴍᴇ sʜɪᴛ. ᴏʜ, ʜᴇ ʜᴀs sᴇᴇɴ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪɴɢs, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs? ᴛʜɪs ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ. 

"ᴍᴀɴɴʏ... ɪ sᴡᴇᴀʀ, ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ." 

ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴇsᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ᴀ ғɪɴᴇ ᴀss ʙʟᴏɴᴅᴇ ᴀᴍᴏɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ʜᴀs sᴇᴇɴ ᴍᴀɴʏ, ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇs ᴏɴ ᴀ ᴛᴠ sᴄʀᴇᴇɴ. 

"ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɪɴsᴀɴᴇʟʏ ᴅᴇᴅɪᴄᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴄᴏsᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀs."       

sᴀɪᴅ ʙʀᴜɴᴇᴛᴛᴇ ʟᴀᴜɢʜᴇᴅ ɴᴇʀᴠᴏᴜsʟʏ. 

"ᴜʜ, ʏᴇᴀʜ, ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ. ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟ. ʟɪᴋᴇ, ʀᴇᴀʟ ʀᴇᴀʟ. ᴀs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ғʀᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ғᴇʟʟ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ᴛᴠ."

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Why wasn't he surprised that this happened to his best friend? Okay, maybe he was a little surprised by the strangely attractive elf in front of him.

A scientist and his gluttonous best friend meeting the Fellowship in a living room. Nothing can go wrong, right? It's not like he'll start falling for the elf... Right? Right! Because he's straight... He thinks.

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