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The Quack House

RaniRamakrishnan

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RaniRamakrishnan

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Have you ever wondered what life would be like if you let your wildest ideas loose on humanity? I know we have the odd lunatic who goes on a shooting spree killing innocent humans like culling poultry, and more often the conniving crook who runs off to safe havens with loads of tax payers booty. I am not hinting at their kind of horrors.
 
I am speaking about innocent reflections, which appear idiotic at second thought. Every day, we kill thousands of such ideas to remain 'normal' in the eyes of our society. Ever wondered how life would be if you followed through on any of those outlandish brainwaves?
 
"The Quack House" is all about ignoring the voices of reason and living that cacophonous aberration.Všechna práva vyhrazena

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Sweet Dreams cover

I Will Always be his REPLACED BRIDE cover

I DON'T KNOW cover

Cross My Heart & Hope To Die (GO READ THE REWRITE) cover

[Completed]A Tale Of An Indian Wattpad Writer cover

A Delightful Tragedy cover

Is He A She?! cover

Air Conditioning

"From paper fights to fuzzy peaches to weddings for scissors. From fruit snacks to grounders to canned souls. From special days to jumping jacks to a dwarf named Gnome. A day in our messed up thuglyfe is never boring. Except for Mondays. Mondays are (almost) always boring." From three non-heroic narrators, with the odd occasional honourary guest, comes a story about the life of your non-average AC student. Because nothing in AC is average. If that doesn't compel you to read then... "We've got a pet toucan. And I was taught never to tell a lie." P.S., from Ella, that's Ally's summary of some crap. It sounds like a book summary doesn't it? Here's an honest summary. This is our life. Like a shared journal. So don't judge. Yenno why? Because this is life, and if you judge, you're stupider than Jupiter. :) 'Kay? 'Kay. Also on the cover you probably noticed three figures. That was not a coincidence at all, because when I found it I wanted to use it and it was just even more amazing when there were three of us and three figures. So I decided I was the acorn, if you hadn't noticed how the names go in order and the drawings go in order. So I assume that makes Brett the porcupine and Alyssa the squirrel or whatever. So yeah. Either I'm the acorn or the squirrel, that's my decision. But yeah. -"Ella"

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