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Allism Awareness

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Cover image description: A taupe "awareness" ribbon with googly eyes glued on it. The taupe symbolizes the toned-down sensory and emotional experiences of people who suffer from allism, and the eyes represent the obsessive need for eye contact in allistic individuals. 

Please note: This is entirely sarcastic. I literally just copy/pasted parts from the Autism Speaks website and changed the wording up a bit so it would be about allism.

Do you know what allism is? It's a mild to severe lack of autism that affects 67 out of 68 individuals. Symptoms are lack of stimming, lack of deep thought, under sensitivity to sound and other sensory input, and obsession with small talk. Find out more about this terrible epidemic, and how we can tame the monster that is allism.All Rights Reserved

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Run by maybreaker

Run. All that was on my mind was to run. After all, I'm a runaway, and running away is what people like me do best. We run from everything. People. Things. Our lives. Our emotions. Our fears. Our wishes. We run from one life to the next and we try our hardest to not look back. But sometimes we stop. We stop to bask in the now, the present, the life we're living before we remember. Before something happens and we remember why we were running in the first place and forget the reason we stopped. All a runaway can do after that is to Run. This is a Marble Hornets/TribeTwelve/Creepypasta/EverymanHyrbid AU story. I do not own any Marble Hornets/ TribeTwelve/ Creepypasta/EverymanHyrbid characters mentioned or any songs mentioned. All rights go to there respected owners. I only own the main Character, Mad.

Fire and the Flood × Alex Summers × X-men First Class by notherdimen

(An X-men First Class, Alex Summers story) Alex turns to her then drop his eyes down to her chest to see a five inch slash across her left collarbone. He looks at it with pain in his eyes and reaches to touch it but stop to look at her for consent. Anya looks at his eyes as she slowly nods. He gently glide his thumb over the scar as Anya stares at his face. This was the first time Anya was this close with Alex and she can't help but furrow her eyebrows as she notice how pretty his eyes look from this distance. "Can I ask you something?" Alex asks "How did you end up in prison?" "Hey, you don't have to explain if you don't want too." He tells her after seeing the pain in her eyes. "You deserve to know." she whispers. ××× "Don't you wanna know how I got locked up?" He asks changing the subject. "Don't have to." She replies "I read your report back at the CIA building when I was sneaking around. You can do anything if you're stealthily fast. " She smiles making him turn to her in shock. "So you didn't went to the bathroom?" he looks at her in disbelief. "No I didn't Mr. Solitary confinement." She smirks making him scoff at her. "That's invasion of privacy." He says not even trying to hold back his laugh. "ThAt's iNvAsiOn oF pRivAcy." she mocks him as he pushes her away making her fall off the bench laughing. !ᴛᴡ! ᴛʜɪs sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇ sᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ, ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ, ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs.

Being the difference I want to see in the world. by JeremieThevisionary

As sad as it may be, we live in a world where the rich are getting richer, and the poor live in worse conditions every day. A world where people have to live behind masks and hide who they truly are, just to be accepted into this corrupted society. A world where everyone primarily thinks of himself and not about what he could to help his brother in need? Dive into my vision, be bold enough to read these chapters, and accept that you may have also been committing these mistakes that corrupt our society and together, let us grow into better versions of ourselves and begin to wonder; what if this had happened to me? How would I have reacted? What can I do to change my community? What if I decide to manifest my dreams every day instead of wishing they would happen? Every single part of this will be entirely unique but all interconnected by one subject, "the human nature". Only together can we change the world, don't be so lazy to think that it is the government's job to do so; take your responsibilities and act to see a change.

MindStrike (X-men) by gbow1999

"No running through the hallway!" I yelled as two boys ran past me. "Yes Professor." They said as they slowed down. I smiled as I shook my head and continued walking towards my class. "Professor there are two kids fighting at the pool." Rogue , one of my students, said softly. "Thank you for telling me." I said with a smile. "What is going on?" I asked as I made it to the pool and saw Bobby and John fighting. "He started it." John growled out. "Well I'm finishing it, class now or I will send you to the Professor's office." I ordered. "Yes Professor." Bobby said as he walked away. I smiled as I shook my head and walked to my class. "Mom!" A voice yelled. I smiled as I turned to see my five year old daughter run up to me. "Hello Sweetheart, what are you up to?" I asked as I picked her up. "Running from papa." She said with a giggle. I smiled as I saw my husband of twenty years walking towards us.

She Came From The Stars by Shannymel

In the world we live in today, speaking seems to be the only way one knows how to communicate; as if it is the only way to communicate- or is it? There are many unique children, scattered around the world, who are labelled as, "special needs", or "autistic", or ADHD. And these labels usually come with a negative stigma attached to them. But, what if- what if these children were just... different? What if these children are here, to show us a different, and more unique way of living. What if they are not in need, of "special attention"? What if they are just: special. This fictional (or is it?) short story , is geared to change your perception about these children, and your view point on communication, and the way we as human beings- speak.

Peppermint Candy : X-Men Days of Future Past Volume II of Prism Series by ClearaRiverbend

Your heart thumped loudly in your ears yet it felt like you weren't breathing. "Oh my-" Charles spoke. "Is it really you?" You looked at the people with him. There was Hank with tear filled eyes, a silver haired boy with a snarky smile and a tall grim looking man with sad eyes. You looked back at Charles. He looked the worse you'd ever seen him. Long, lanky hair and stubble. The circles under his eyes were a shade of purple. "What are you doing here?" you asked him, your voice barely audible. ========== Updated with new parts every week. I don't own the cover. I only own the characters and scenes of my own creation, everything else goes to Marvel and Fox. This book contains swearing.

I Will Always Love You [Charles Xavier] by RisirylSmile

All my life I've been hiding, hiding who I am from everyone, afraid of myself. I didn't get attached to anyone because I was afraid of hurting them. But meeting Charles Xavier changed everything. [Charles Xavier x OC] [First Class - Apocalypse] Ranks: #1 Mutant #1 X-men #1 First class

My Family by hiigtt

Kipo in the modern world. That would make the weirdness go away? Right? Not if your parents are scientists. -__________________________________________- *artwork by Russgelle-Rose-baguio* *original story on Netflix * #5 - Kipo. (Feb. 2022) #2 - ADHD. (March. 2022)

Yandere! Marble Hornets x !reader by Marble_H0rnetz

What would happen if you cought the eyes of some crazy people?.. Well read to find out, you are jays sibling, you two are very close and are always together. What happens when you go on a crazy trip once your brother brought home some tapes that will change your lives for the worse.. --------------------------------------------------- I'm gonna use they/them pronouns and sibling, so it's for any gender :D

-*Dandy's World Oneshots*- by That0N3Weird0

Mentally ill is we, says I the willow tree! Idk, this is shits and giggles Requests:✅ Crack requests:✅ Platonic requests:✅✅✅ Angsty angst: ✅ Incest/Zoo/Pedo shit:❌❌❌❌ Basically no goob x scraps, pebble x anyone, TOODLES X ANYONE (WHO TF???) Simple rules and yuh Also no smu-... Fuck it. We ball.

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Run

Run. All that was on my mind was to run. After all, I'm a runaway, and running away is what people like me do best. We run from everything. People. Things. Our lives. Our emotions. Our fears. Our wishes. We run from one life to the next and we try our hardest to not look back. But sometimes we stop. We stop to bask in the now, the present, the life we're living before we remember. Before something happens and we remember why we were running in the first place and forget the reason we stopped. All a runaway can do after that is to Run. This is a Marble Hornets/TribeTwelve/Creepypasta/EverymanHyrbid AU story. I do not own any Marble Hornets/ TribeTwelve/ Creepypasta/EverymanHyrbid characters mentioned or any songs mentioned. All rights go to there respected owners. I only own the main Character, Mad.