Allism Awareness

Cover image description: A taupe "awareness" ribbon with googly eyes glued on it. The taupe symbolizes the toned-down sensory and emotional experiences of people who suffer from allism, and the eyes represent the obsessive need for eye contact in allistic individuals.

Please note: This is entirely sarcastic. I literally just copy/pasted parts from the Autism Speaks website and changed the wording up a bit so it would be about allism.

Do you know what allism is? It's a mild to severe lack of autism that affects 67 out of 68 individuals. Symptoms are lack of stimming, lack of deep thought, under sensitivity to sound and other sensory input, and obsession with small talk. Find out more about this terrible epidemic, and how we can tame the monster that is allism.