How To Screw Yourself Over
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Ash Harris, a blunt, chaos-loving scientist of questionable morality, is sent to save worlds when a past she can't remember and a far off future comes back to bite her. She doesn't mind nearly as much as she pretends to though. Ash has always thrived in trouble.
Still, Ash could've done without the abnormally large amount of love-related troubles she was forced to deal with. How did she end up on a quest for the lover of a teacher she hasn't seen since her death?
Ash did not sign up for this - or for anything that she's had to do in the last few centuries.
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