The Dark Lord's Henchmen

In the Kingdom of Somewhere, our three somebodies become the legendary chosen somebodies and try to defeat the great.... someone... Then in the end they live happily ever after.
[HEY!!... That's not how the story went.. and you're not supposed to reveal the ending!]
(What do you mean? It's asking for a description of the book, so I gave it.)
[But this is not what you would call the right story and why is it so broad?!]
(Well it does not matter either way)
[It DOES!! What kind of half ass protagonist are you?]
(ONE OF A KIND)
{I got two of a kind}
(Damn..)
[ROYAL FLUSH..... DON'T PLAY CARDS WHILE WE'RE TRYING TO DESCRIBE OUR STORY!!]
(But it is not as exciting as most stories are.)
[Just give a brief description... our readers are already wierded out by this long ass dialogue.]
({Okay})
Three chosen decide to leave their post and begin their relaxing lives. However, despite escaping their titles as the chosen, they were unable to escape fate as fate brought them to the barren lands of Darkness.
[Thank You]
(Alrighty then.... you pay)
[Huh? but I won]
{You left midgame while Maiden took all the glory}
\Yaay\
[AAAAAAAAHHHH]