Queen of Nothing At All

A face which is plain, has a demeanor, which is plainer, and eyes that are the plainest feature, tell a story that is anything but so. River is much of a plain Jane, a Joe Schmoe, a "normal" person in what a world that is anything but normal. No talents, attributes, motives, none. She is simply simple. The big things have no purpose, but the little things, the "nothings" is what makes it all worth while.