Zombies by the Water Cooler
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Última publicación mar, mar 6, 2018
This is part of an ongoing funny post-apocalyptic series. YES, the cover is intentionally bad. That, and I can't afford to pay someone to make a better one.
Harry, Barry, Larry, and Don are just ordinary guys. They go to work, stare lifelessly at their computers all day, and shoot the shit by the water cooler. Oh, and they're zombies.
#1: Larry's on a Diet
#2: Larry's Human Dilemma
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