When I was young, i made a bucket list. Today, I came the forest to cross off something from my list. It reads-->
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•camp in the woods, take some hallucinogenic drugs, and trip.
2 OUTCOMES YOU CAN SURELY OVERCOME
A. Have fun with an amazing trip
B. IN CASE OF A BAD TRIP, STAY SANE AND SURVIVE THE TRIP UNTIL YOU SOBER UP, READ YOUR NOTES.
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Now, I am trying to stick to the plan and survive. This isn't a trip anymore. The drugs wore off earlier, this is real and I'm going to fight, run, hide, whatever it takes to escape. Fuck... they are looking for me... if anyone finds this journal. Its because im leaving you my entries as a guide to survive the monsters. If this was found by my corpse, then consider yourself lucky to stumble upon it. Depending on how long i survived, the numbered entry logs written are as all i can offer to help you survive longer than I. If you found it, in the room you just woke up in...I survived. And I will write everything down as I go until I get out from this madness. I am not going down without a fight.
You're a brand new zookeeper at The Halfling Zoo- a place where half-animals live in captivity. Your job is simple- feed them and study them. Your main worry is that one of the more dangerous halflings might kill you.
Unfortunately, that may become the least of your worries.