forgive my goofy grins

Not just your average boy meets girl cliche bullshit. When this uncharacteristically weak boy meets this demon girl what will he do? (Tell you what he won't do, he won't not piss his pants.) Things get very alkward when things start to get (very) hot and heavy. To stay together and survive, they start breaking the rules. Things get very red, sticky and halarious.

WARNING: If you do not like gore, swearing or mature (sexy) chapters, then you should not be reading this.