Idiocy at its best ...
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  • Reads 25
  • Votes 3
  • Parts 2
  • Time 5m
Ongoing, First published Mar 24, 2014
Dryxe, Rona, Lilith, Erica and Lanni are regular 10 year olds in 5th grade, well exept for Lilith and Lanni who were born a year late from the others and are only 9 year olds who were enrolled earlier.  Read what will happen to them during the rest of their school year. What will happen? Will their group get past a lot of problems? Will their group last until the end of the school year? And what are these strange and weird things happening to them?  WARNING: This book may contain extreme idiocy. You have been warned!
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Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]