ONLY FAILURES ALLOWED. You may be wandering what this is, i'm just a random person,in a random place, with a shamefull and crazy mind. Anyway,i'm just here to let you know you're not the only one who thinks really weird stuff and isn't confident enough to shout it from the rooftops, so without further a do, FAILURES UNITE! Warning: What you're about to read is 100% true and embarressing as hell so be prepared, and welcome to the family of the Failures. ( Yes lads )