S.O.U.L

'Breaking news
Biomedical company S.O.U.L have just announced a new drug that shows you your 7 "soulmates" over the course of each day for a week'.

'That's right John, the CEO Burgundy Sanders has said this drug has been in development ever since the intense rise of social media and it's influence of high standards started to take place'.

'Indeed, ever since social media in all its forms gained wide spread popularity so to has the enforcing of incredibly high standards through picture and chat sites. This has lead to an all time low in marriages and birth rates. Humanities population size has been decreasing exponentially since 2083. Mr Sanders hopes this drug will introduce those most influenced by social media to potential partners based on what the person's brain finds most, how to put this, accessible. They take the drug and each morning they look at the blank template of the most basic human figure outline provided in the package when ordered. This morphs into the form of what the brain finds most suitable, picking features from already seen faces and bodies in everyday life, a truly amazing use of optical illusions and neuroscience'.

'Never before was it thought that the human brain was able to imagine never before seen faces on its own, only being able to picture faces already encountered. This drug and the studies behind it really are a breakthrough, aren't they Sarah?'

'Indeed John, you know I tried the drug and I'm pleased to say you weren't one of my potential partners'

'Ha ha ha ha, oh you, now onto the weather with Carol, Carol?'