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The Bite Cleaner

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Time 2h 26m

Reads 132
Votes 1
Parts 16
Time 2h 26m

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Elk Grove Nevada: A growing city along the Sierra Nevada with a large population of shifters finally gets a Bite Cleaner of their own. Enter Dr. Reuben Camacho, the unlucky sap who gets sucked into the shifter world unwillingly. He treats every patient with respect, no matter what literal mess they got themselves into, provided they pay on time. 

Joining him are his DJ biter roommate Lucas, his bounty-hunter girlfriend Tanya, and Faviola the demanding NSA liaison. The doctor will need all the help he can get with strange patients and HMOs confused with his paperwork. 

Seinfeldian humor meets Urban shifter fantasy in this darkly funny tale. Yes it's tale, not tail y'all can't spell mother********!All Rights Reserved

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Love and War* based off of THE OUTSIDERS* by AngelM1771

I stopped dead in my tracks that time. "I am not a child Dally. Stop treating me like one!" He hesitated to say anything but then spit something out. "I need to protect you from the Socs. They could make unexpected appearances." He looked over my head avoiding eye contact. "I can handle myself." I continued to walk home, and that was that. ••••• Maria spent last summer in Tulsa Oklahoma with her cousin Two-Bit, where she was sweet, innocent and friendly. She fell in love with one of Two-Bits friends, a greaser. After a tragic accident that killed her parents, Maria decides to live with Two-Bit in Tulsa. It's been a year since she's been there and she's just about to start school. Maria gets closer to the gang and the events that they face as well as some personal issues with the Socs. Through the time that they spend together, they realize how much she's matured physically and how much she has changed mentally which really catches Dallas Winston's eye. But will her past love effect everything? Or will her past experience with a Soc block Dallas Winston from winning her heart?

Love Bitez by katfeatherly

WARM BODIES meets THE BREAKFAST CLUB meets ZOMBIELAND in this YA apocalypse story full of fluff, comedy and humans biting back. ✿ "When I imagined my high school crush would be dying to eat me, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind." ✿✿ Ava Sterling never expected she'd be the one solution to the zombie apocalypse. Then again, she never expected she would end up biting one of them either. But, hey, desperate times call for desperate measures. During a moment of intense panic, Ava's teeth end up firmly lodged in the arm of her old crush, now turned very much zombie. A spur-of-the-moment impulse that even drowning in mouthwash wouldn't erase. After this impromptu bite, Gabriel the zombie turns back into Gabriel the human and the zombie apocalypse suddenly takes a completely different turn. This not-so-fun revelation changes everything for Ava's ragtag group of survivalists. Tensions are higher than ever. Feelings are getting in the way. And it seems that being newly re-humanized does leave some nasty mental side-effects on the previously zombified. Still, not everything is that bleak for Ava and her survivors. For one, it's finally time for the humans to bite back. ✿✿✿ ACHIEVEMENTS: 🏅ONC Round One Winner, Ambassador's Pick & Shortlister WARNING: There is occasional swearing, some gore, and lots of laughs. You have been warned.

$My Dentist Girl. { gxg } by abit_homo$

Evelyn was a dentist who's in her early thirties. It was time to close the dental that night and she was packing to leave. ' Evelyn, there's an patient! ' ' Do they have an appointment? ' ' Uh- No they say it's urgent?! ' .... Kai a highschool student was dragged to the dental by her mother in the middle of the night, saying she can't afford to have her die in the house at night. ' MAMA! It's not like I'm going to die - I'll just take some painkillers! It'll pass by... ' ' Kai! Get your ass ready! I can't afford a funeral right now! ' ' Really Mama- that's what you're concerned about?! ' .... years of waiting for her, will they meet again. Read to find out.. _____________________ #1 femalexfemale - 20|02|23 #5 Military - 19|03|23 #3 Queer - 22 | 10 | 23 #3 Masculine - 03 | 12 | 23

✓ The Bet (Interracial) by TheAnonymousEnigma

Completed! "Wait, only $300, you have to be kidding; if I have to fuck that and hope she doesn't smother me while doing so, I better get more than that." "$800 instead." "Oh and you also get an extra $50 bucks if you tell people about it when it's over." Luis Hernandez is known as the best looking and the most popular player in the whole school while Thai James is opposite - the nerdy pariah who is overweight. He is oblivious to Thai's existence until their paths are forced to cross. What happens when betting time, a tradition among Luis and his friends, comes around and Luis is dared to sleep with Thai in the next three weeks, leave her, and spread it throughout the school? Will Thai fall for his charming ways? Will he reach his goal? (Interracial)

Game Breaker by pimpology

Newark New, Jersey You can't run their streets without looking both ways. You can't love the hood. The hood will never love you back. The Bronx, New York Safe doesn't exist. Everyone's sitting ducks. Let's be honest, your much better off being dead. Chicago, Illinois Don't underestimate their ability and try to slide through the city. They'll always make sure you slip through the cracks. Detroit, Michigan This is where all of the above applies. Police never arrive after you call. The mayor stepped down because its just too much to handle. Love is rare. So is survival past twenty five. In all of these dangerous cities you must always remember, there's always a game breaker

The Three Of Us by 830freckles

Ronnie feels as if she doesn't have a family. Ever since she was a child, she's been tossed from foster home to foster home. In every one of them, her foster family doesn't seem to really accept her and she just can't seem to accept them. To her, the possibility of ever being close to someone again seems impossible. Asher is living a fake life. Ever since he was nine years old and found his adoption certificate in his "father's" office, he's been pretending to be his "parent's" son. Nevertheless, he's been dying to tell them forever that he knows that they aren't his real mother and father. As they move from town to town, he realizes that it may be too late to tell them the truth. Avery feels insecure. Ever since the people he used to consider parents announced that he was adopted, he's been feeling nothing but distant and betrayed whenever they're around. However, he only sticks around for the angelic six year old girl that he still considers his little sister: Hartlyn. Three teenagers that have nothing in common besides the fact that they're all adopted meet in one high school. And now... they seem to be closer than ever.

✔️𝑈𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑙 𝐷𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ 𝐷𝑜 𝑈𝑠 𝐴𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡.18+ by KIXKX_WRITES

"You're so wet,Kitten." He whispered in my ear. Making me shiver. His finger slowly,circulating on my clit. "You want to feel my big fingers in your pussy,yes?" I couldn't talk. It felt like my voice was gone. "Y-yes. Please,Xander." I breathed out. ___ WARNING THIS BOOK IS RAW MATERIAL,SO THERE IS GRAMMAR MISTAKES COVER BY:@AK_Writes Evangeline Salazar,19.She works at a little resturant called "The spark". She has a Boyfriend that's abusing her and has done that to her for almost 2 years. One night was the last time. She had enough. He has damged her already,in her opinion too much to ever be fixed. Broken. But what happens when her savior comes? Will they fall for eachother or will their worlds crash? Xander Dattilo,31. He grew up in Italy and has lived in New York for 6 years. He is rich, he has a lot of power and he is 'known' as cold,cruel and heart of stone. The people are just in his way. What happens when a person without a heart and a person with a heart merge? can their two different worlds work to be mixed or will they destroy each other?

The Curse of Fantasy by luciferlover1234

Simon Jarvis read too many romance novels in high school and read Manga where the gay guy falls in love with his best friend, reveals that he's gay, kisses his best friend and they live happily ever after. Simon didn't know what he was risking. He wondered what would happen if he kissed his best friend, Jett McKenny. He couldn't resist it. Everything changed in that one second. Simon's future shifted. His first kiss story didn't go as planned and he found himself alone and hated by the one person that he loved. 16 years later, life takes another turn and Simon finds himself face to face with his lost love. What would happen if he were to try again? How much more could he lose? Would he even be brave enough to try? Probably not.

Repairing Broken Ties...Book 2 of the Silver Moon Shifter Series by MKG2012

Caleb Asher Blackstone gets rejected by Adin the morning after they mate at the age of sixteen after meeting at a soccer game. Adin leaves the next morning with a big secret none of them know about until it's too late. Caleb has to learn to live with the pain of his rejection and try to move on with the help of his dad, Liam who is always there for Caleb, no matter what comes their way. He struggles to get over the pain and loss of his mate a little less as the days pass. A few years later...he has a good life, he is captain of his school's soccer team, starting his sophomore year of college, has a wonderful boyfriend, and tries to get through the hard days of his past. Caleb's second chance mate, Eric is homeless after his parents kicked him out after catching him with his mate who is a guy and his mate rejects him. Eric is alone and with nothing, with nowhere to go. Caleb doesn't know what to do or think when he sees Adin one evening at a state championship soccer game and with his boyfriend and family there beside him, and that moment, things change for the better or worse? Things get crazy for Caleb in unexpected ways so if you want to know how things turn out, read to find out!

Loving the Devil Dog by yonderstories

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I stopped dead in my tracks that time. "I am not a child Dally. Stop treating me like one!" He hesitated to say anything but then spit something out. "I need to protect you from the Socs. They could make unexpected appearances." He looked over my head avoiding eye contact. "I can handle myself." I continued to walk home, and that was that. ••••• Maria spent last summer in Tulsa Oklahoma with her cousin Two-Bit, where she was sweet, innocent and friendly. She fell in love with one of Two-Bits friends, a greaser. After a tragic accident that killed her parents, Maria decides to live with Two-Bit in Tulsa. It's been a year since she's been there and she's just about to start school. Maria gets closer to the gang and the events that they face as well as some personal issues with the Socs. Through the time that they spend together, they realize how much she's matured physically and how much she has changed mentally which really catches Dallas Winston's eye. But will her past love effect everything? Or will her past experience with a Soc block Dallas Winston from winning her heart?