The Book Of Randomness
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Last published Thu, Mar 15, 2018
Why am I doing this?
Idk.
I like maple syrup. And pancakes.
Is that something?
*cough*
WELL I GUESS YOU COULD CALL THIS THE BOOK OF ROMANNESS! (I'll leave).
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