Oh, fuck it, I'm too gay for this shit!

You know when all your friends are in relationships and you are the literal embodiment of a third wheel, welcome to my life. But the thing is, I'm not single, no, anything but, unfortunately, though my girlfriend, yes I am to a girl, don't go to the same school, it's great, warning now, there is a lot of sarcasm. Oh also did I forget to mention, practically no one knows I'm gay, well until now, because after a friend tries's to get me to date a dude I hate, again I just belted out, "OH FUCK IT, I'M TO GAY FOR THIS SHIT!!
of course, this causes some problems and when they find out who I'm dating, no one is happy and why you may ask? because she is a she, and this doesn't go down well with many, making my relationship nearly fall apart, with my life following suit, Oh and as I have a little secret or two, will a relationship even laster if they cant except me
Do you want to know what happened next? you have read the book sorry not sorry