I got this idea in the shower- tomorrow is my math exam but I'm not throwing this idea away so yea.
Also- Alexander is not cheating in this "AU" omggggg- that's a first, but he's gonna get hurt.
We've all been there, at least I assume y'all got cheated? no? good, cause you guys are all beautiful and you don't need no significant other to feel that you're loved, you got your friends and family, and if there's issues with your fam, you got your pets, if you don't have any pets- you got your friends, if you don't have any friends, you have me, I may be in the other side of the world but we can chat up for emotional support if you want, no pressure, there's always someone, ANYONE, maybe not now, maybe not tomorrow but later on in your life, you'll find someone who loves you for you, maybe a significant other or a friend or a family member or a pet, it doesn't matter, right now, you love you, cause I love you, so now my unexpected rant on how lovely and loved you are is over, lets go back to the one shot.