Professional Jacka*s
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Ongoing, First published Mar 04, 2018
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"What's your name?"
"You can call me 'yours'," he paused, "or a professional jackass."

Ryan Key, the iconic class clown. The guy that everyone goes to when they need a laugh, the guy that everyone avoids when they need to cry. He calls himself a professional jackass; he isn't that much of a bad guy, he technically isn't a good guy either. He's just a high school senior who struggles with keeping girls out of his pants and his hands in his own.
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