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You Had Me At "Stop Peeing On My Yard!"

DauntlessGuardian

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Parts 16
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Reads 17,345
Votes 325
Parts 16
Time 58m

DauntlessGuardian

"I sighed at the tingling feeling that was left at my neck. I didn't feel any blood. Looking into the water I see my reflection and my neck was now marked by a crescent moon. Looking up, I see he has one as well." Current cover by: MissKellyMayAll Rights Reserved

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Noticed by the Alpha by Midika

18+ Werewolf Romance (read at your own discretion) "If I find you soaked for me below your nightdress, then I am going to do terrible things to you, Lavelle." His dark promise fuels my desire. I grab his wrist where it rests against my thigh, stopping it before it can travel upward. "Wait." His mouth curves into a smile against the side of my neck. "Troubled about what I may find?" +++ Lavelle has never considered herself lucky. That changes on the night she secures an invitation to a coveted ball. There, she meets a charming Alpha, who takes a singular interest in her. A single night leads to Lavelle being swept up into another world entirely, where she is doted on by a handsome Alpha who speaks of marrying her. While she considers their meeting fate, the Alpha has dark and terrible intentions that aren't revealed until his mysterious and beautiful cousin, Zyre, arrives to challenge his title, and to take all that he belongs to him- including Lavelle. Suddenly attached to a new Alpha who she feels inexplicably drawn to, Lavelle struggles with the dark realities of her past, and the growing bond between her and the enigmatic Zyre.

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Alpha Queen [1] ✓ by FifthAngeI

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His Shotgun Mate by AnneSMaris

"Love doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints." - Leslie Odom Jr. Alpha Easton Hosea committed an unforgivable sin when he met his mate Leigh Ann Remington. Placing a sinister bet to take her virginity, he wins but at a heartbreaking cost especially when the video of their intimate moment together that he took surfaces leaving nothing to the imagination. Ruined and pregnant, Leigh Ann, the daughter of the perfect Alpha Remington, the strongest Alpha ever to grace their world with the largest pack is forced to mate with Easton. She is no one's first choice, being overweight and ignored. The mating process must be completed or her father wages war. Easton is forced to live with her and is intent on making her suffer while Leigh Ann has to find way to navigate the monster she'd let in. But as walls break, they might find out they were a perfect fit after all? But can forgiveness fix a shattered bond and all the devastating hurt he caused?

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Taken For The Alpha by Midika

*18+ read at your discretion!* My hands tremble by my sides. "Don't sleep with her..." He steps toward me, his eyes dark. "Why not?" "Whatever you were planning to do to her tonight, do it to me instead," I whisper. *** Ayah has always been unremarkable in every way other than in the power she wields. Since she was little she has been able to heal even the most fatal of wounds. Because of this, her father has locked her away, keeping her powers safe from the outside world. That is, until a man appears below her balcony, giving her a glimpse into the freedom she could finally have. However, the moment she starts to trust him, he takes her captive, revealing his identity to be a powerful Alpha who needs her to heal his younger sister. But when the girls illness becomes impossible for Ayah to heal, she is dragged on a journey beside the Alpha to find an amplifier. On the way she learns their connection goes deeper than their heated attraction, to a soul bond neither can deny.

The Taking by LoveScripter

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Noticed by the Alpha

18+ Werewolf Romance (read at your own discretion) "If I find you soaked for me below your nightdress, then I am going to do terrible things to you, Lavelle." His dark promise fuels my desire. I grab his wrist where it rests against my thigh, stopping it before it can travel upward. "Wait." His mouth curves into a smile against the side of my neck. "Troubled about what I may find?" +++ Lavelle has never considered herself lucky. That changes on the night she secures an invitation to a coveted ball. There, she meets a charming Alpha, who takes a singular interest in her. A single night leads to Lavelle being swept up into another world entirely, where she is doted on by a handsome Alpha who speaks of marrying her. While she considers their meeting fate, the Alpha has dark and terrible intentions that aren't revealed until his mysterious and beautiful cousin, Zyre, arrives to challenge his title, and to take all that he belongs to him- including Lavelle. Suddenly attached to a new Alpha who she feels inexplicably drawn to, Lavelle struggles with the dark realities of her past, and the growing bond between her and the enigmatic Zyre.