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A series of stupid ideas and (mis)fortune, hosted by an Orange Guy

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Reads 9,199
Votes 367
Parts 16
Time 8h 13m

candycadette davemiller dayshiftatfreddys dsaf fivenightsatfreddys fnaf humor noncanon oldsport orangeguy phoneguy psychos purpleguy

After years of not ageing and generally having no reason to still exist, Old Sport gets once more called by his Phone-friend and told that there is one last chance to create Freddy's right. Of course he agrees.
Turns out it isn't all that easy to keep a business running, while an obsessive serial killer tries to get in.
Or confetti costs about 3000 dollar.
Or you have no idea what you're doing in general. 


Note: On the friendly advise of Dragonblade122 aka JadeDearden, I will crosspost the stuff I write from AO3, so if you come from there, you already know this story... but if not, then I hope you enjoy! 
(I'd actually be interested to hear which website you prefer, so do tell me where you first find this and which website you prefer!)All Rights Reserved

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