A series of stupid ideas and (mis)fortune, hosted by an Orange Guy
Lucarioishere
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Lucarioishere
Ongoing, First published Mar 04, 2018
candycadettedavemillerdayshiftatfreddysdsaffivenightsatfreddysfnafhumornoncanonoldsportorangeguyphoneguypsychospurpleguy
After years of not ageing and generally having no reason to still exist, Old Sport gets once more called by his Phone-friend and told that there is one last chance to create Freddy's right. Of course he agrees.
Turns out it isn't all that easy to keep a business running, while an obsessive serial killer tries to get in.
Or confetti costs about 3000 dollar.
Or you have no idea what you're doing in general. 


Note: On the friendly advise of Dragonblade122 aka JadeDearden, I will crosspost the stuff I write from AO3, so if you come from there, you already know this story... but if not, then I hope you enjoy! 
(I'd actually be interested to hear which website you prefer, so do tell me where you first find this and which website you prefer!)
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The taste of cherries - [ William Afton x Reader ]

21 parts Ongoing

Currently revamping | - Being a grown up SUCKS. You have a horrible job which pays you practically nothing, barely enough for you to live, but it's doable but it immediately changes one day when you suddenly meet a kind and exhausted brit with his chaotic kid, at the store and thought; you might have seen him before? Oh that's right! that's the TV ad guy, yet your daydreaming was cut short when that one Grandma, that you swear hates you, smacks you on the head with the newspaper she wanted to buy.| | - Description - | - fanfic takes place in 1983 - William doesn't kill - Kids do not die - animatronics are not murderous - William looks like William in the cover [Credits to Starbs] WARNINGS: cussing, heavy fluff, a bit of angst, drama - I am not adding any smut - 03/10/2024 DISCLAIMER !! - I will try revising this and fixing a few mistakes I made here and there, don't be surprised to see if something is different or longer than before. - Published October/2023.

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