A load of English Poems

Wattpad is full of great stories and by great I mean stories written by delusional 13 year olds about how they want to get roggered by a boyband/ anime character. They reckon they will get famous and published but my parents are more likely to fix their relationship then these "writers" will get even the slightest recognition. Anyway all I want to do is just post a load of poems annonymusly. They are poems describing English life or opinion on stuff maybe it's a bit of philosophy, maybe it's random shit or something it's depressing and you'll probably hate life afterwards. Anyway pour yourself a beer or like a fruit shoot cause we all know you're not old enough to drink alcohol, and enjoy these poems.