Your shorts are short and I like it

A small brown haired boy with a craving to wear pastel coloured dresses, flower crowns and short shorts gets moved into the same hogwarts dormitory as the punk that has run out of fucks to give.
(Pastel!dan x Punk!phil)

(I constantly edit and change the book around, so sorry about that. The only thing I can promise you is that I do have a plan for this book.)