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-Hannah, ¿Dónde está mi sostén?- busque debajo de la cama, del asiento, de la mesa, en el baño y hasta arriba de un árbol.

-No sé- fue lo único que dije- ¿porque me preguntas a mi?

-será que...Tú eres la única que agarra mis cosas-bien, exagero un poco, pero es la única aquí-ya enserio, dime donde esta.

Se escuchó de momento como abrían de golpe la puerta y vimos a Gerardo con mi sostén arriba de su cabeza.

-Miren chicas, soy Batman-dijo haciendo una pose de "súper héroe". Hannah estalló en carcajadas y yo grité al ver que salía del apartamento.

-GERARDO-grite los más fuerte que pude y empecé a perseguirlo- devuélveme mi sostén pequeño insecto. 

Toda la gente nos veía y reían. ¿Habrá algo más desastroso que Gerardo?All Rights Reserved

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