Harry Potter. Memes, Jokes and Quotes

❝You wanted the position of Against the Dark Arts post? ❞

❝Yes. ❞

❝And you failed? ❞

❝Obviously. ❞
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*cough cough* What are you doing here Gilbert Lockhart?

It's Gilderoy. *smiles and winks*

Not today Professor. *walks off*

*reappears*

How'd you do that?

*facepalms* I'm a witch...I apparted! WELL I HOPE YOU ENJOY DA BUMPY LAUGHS! EXPELLIARMUS!