Damn It, Universe!
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  • Parts 5
  • Time 16m
_RaindropsAndRoses_
Ongoing, First published Mar 05, 2018
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An invasive and happy bartender who's also a self-proclaimed detective, her unenthusiastic mission partner, which you could also consider to be her captive, but that all depends on your point of view... a distressed writer seeking an adventure and drama, a man who lives in a cabinet, an old romantic and more... all on one emotionally confusing adventure.
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