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Warrior Cat Randomness: The crack!

FrostFireWarriorCat

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Reads 124,776
Votes 5,621
Parts 100
Time 1h 58m

FrostFireWarriorCat

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A group of friends has stumbled upon the land of warriors. 
Normal warriors would be some epic prophecy journey stuff.
Not that this book isn't epic.
But this isn't just normal warriors. If this was just a book about cats, would it have Pokemon, Taco Bell, Starclan TV, Crazystar, OR GIANT COOKIE INVASIONS OF THE EXTRA TERRESTRIAL?
*Cough* No. No, it would not.
Welcome to our world of random!

May starclan light your path.
-FrostFire

*FINISHED*All Rights Reserved

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