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Last published Sun, Jun 24, 2018
"Why are you wearing a shirt that says number one dad when ur clearly a 17 year old girl"
"Um actually..i have 3 kids"
Or In which a boy sees a girl wearing a best dad shirt in a store and asks her about it. And she decides to humor him.
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