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System? Explain this Situation to me Please!

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mehlikeysmileys

anime boyxboy bxb reincarnation shounenai system transmigration yaoi

Genius meets boredom, creates a baby system, and completely screws himself over... both figuratively and literally. 

'Somehow... some of these characters seem a bit off? Like this one! What are you doing in my house, aren't you supposed to be in school? Oi, get off my bed, you crazy lunatic!'

Kain, a 5,000 year old hermit is finally out exploring without getting punished by his baby system for being OOC. Sadly, all of these worlds were inspired by the 'real' world, so there's nonsense such as traveling into  worlds  where one punch solves everything. 

'So what if I want to destroy the world? I'm your daddy, ok?' - a pitiful hermit.

'Then, why don't you stop screwing around with the protagonists, old man?' - an ungrateful child.

'TuT... I have not raised you right.'All Rights Reserved

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System, are you messing with me? by CountOfDarkness

A shameless and sometimes even sadistic beauty. That's how the people would describe Shu Ning. He was very popular with men and woman equally but of course there were also those who were jealous of the attention he received. That's how he found himself being pushed over the railing of a bridge by some women he didn't even know, being accused of purposely seducing their boyfriends. But it really wasn't Shu Nings fault at all that he was just more charming than any woman. Just when his consciousness faded away he heard a voice in his head. System: "Hello Host. I'm your own personal System and will assist you in fulfilling your duty as a Transmigrator." Shu Ning: "..." System: "...My Name is Alpha and you can make use of me anyhow you want as long, as you do your missions." Shu Ning: "..." Couldn't they have at least given me a system that is more interesting and smart?

SYSTEM:TWISTED LOVE INTEREST CANNON FODDER. by pushisinung

"You are too overpowered. Your existence poses a great threat to my son and daughter of fate. I had no other choice but to kill you." This was the voice of God he heard when he was about to enter the door of death. "A tragic oped character, sigh, its a very popular trend right now. The normal cliche of losing all your loved ones, an illegitimate son of a noble household, possessing overwhelming magic, good looks and what not. But as I kept writing I realised I made you way too oped, to the point your existence became a threat to the plot." The voice of god spoke to him again. "...Are you the one who killed my family?" He asked back with a blank expression. "Yes." Spoke the voice again. This simple one sentence angered him to the point he fought harder against his predestined death. He was enraged. The death of his family was orchestrated by this damn god, his life made miserable and painful, so he had to rise again, back on his two feets so he could destroy the god's world. And so he did. He rose again, defeating his death. Then he had his revenge by almost destroying the world. Almost!!! Before he could lead to the death of the Male and the female lead a thing called system was bounded to his soul. He was forced to leave his world and enter many different worlds. "Well, Unfreeze the OOC!" He demanded with a malicious grin on his face. He had to have his revenge. But most important of all, he had to be the one incharge of his characters. "......." The system shivered at his words, its invisible eyes bulging out. Unbeknownst to him, a GOD had embarked on a journey to a portal of unknown origin right at the time when he was entering a new world. "Oh fuck!" He cursed as he realised a dangerous point. "This is not the protagonist! Who is he?" Novel cover: Drawn by me aka @pushisinung.

Shameless Transmigration: I turned everyone on! by illimin

To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote. What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere! How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense! It shouldn't be working but the result? Terrifying! Long live holy creator Frozen Milk! "Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?" "Hello? System help?" "System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host." "%$@#!" Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!! Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear! ----------------------- Disclaimer: some profanities and innuendos Has elements of BL updates every Wednesday First book in the 'Scum Series'

TodoBaku, Destiny by kuugami

This is an Omegaverse Todoroki Shōto x Bakugō Katsuki yaoi fanfic. For those who are unaware, yaoi is a boy x boy story and this one will include sexual interactions & rape. (credit to the artist who drew the cover.) Omegaverse is a community built up by 3 types of humans; Alpha, Beta & Omega. That means: Omega: Both male and female Omegas are able to give birth as they possess uteruses and experience heat cycles lasting 3-8 days/month. They're all recieving pills called "heat suppressants" from the day they find out about being an Omega, which often happens during the first heat. Omegas are also obligated to wear a collar when going out to protect their nape from unwanted mating, in case they happen to be attacked. Omegas are able to get pregnant if they're having sex with a person who's not their soulmate, Alpha and Beta alike. It's very hard for an Alpha who's not the Omega's soulmate to impregnate them, but it's nearly impossible for a Beta to impregnate an Omega (especially male Omegas) as they've got no part in the soulbond and therefore they have no soulmates either. Male omega: can be impregnated & impregnate Female omega: can be impregnated Beta: Betas are pretty much normal human beings except for that they can slightly smell and react to the hormones of Omegas/Alphas. 88% of the world population contains Betas while 5% are Omegas and 7% Alphas. Male beta: can impregnate Female beta: can be impregnated Alpha: Alphas are the kind whose semen is much stronger than any of the other 2 kinds, mainly so that they'll be able to impregnate an Omega, female Beta & Alpha. Alpas are the ones to activate the mating by biting down on the mate's nape while the Omega is in heat. Matings normally occurs under sexual influences. Alphas can only mate with an Omega and vise versa, but they can still fall in love and have a Beta or another Alpha as their partner without the need to mate. Male alpha: can impregnate Female alpha: can impregnate & be impregna

Teaming Up with System 225 by MakusCorner

Updated Summary: With the creation of different dimensions and universes, came forth intelligent beings. To regulate these dimensions and universes, higher beings took control of containers called UniOrbs. These containers not only regulated the Gods and the souls of those worlds but also dictated the processes of reincarnation. The UniOrb could not do this on their own, so they contracted souls to become "Systems" that made sure souls were able to reincarnate, but not all souls were fortunate enough to do so. "Systems" then teamed up with souls called "Hosts" to make sure unfortunate souls got their wishes fulfilled, their souls healed properly, and ready for reincarnation. To make sure the Systems and Hosts had a proper base of operations, the UniOrb created a separate space called the Command Center. This Command Center was at the entrance of the reincarnation sea, where souls would go to their next destination. The person in charge was called, "God System." One System was not satisfied with their status quo. They created something known as the "Villain System." This Villain System was designed to suck the life and energy from different worlds, using it to spread a virus that would slowly take over the UniOrb. Their goal: Take over the UniOrb to become the new higher being that controlled it. When all hope seemed to be lost for those in the UniOrb and its Command Center, one System, System 225, gained control from the Villain System, rescued his "Host," and together go from world to world, gaining enough energy to combat the System that created the Villain System. Oh, and also rescuing God System along the way. Book Cover Credit: Alice - via vgen: this_is_ALiCE_draws

[SILENT SYSTEM] by missduchessx

||A/N: Will update from time to time. . . ( High chance of being discontinued.) || Credit to original artist- I've only made a pastel edit with it...|| _______________________ Like any typical transmigration novel, a person will die in the hands of death before being given a system with unique personality. Given task missions in order to return to the original world. The host would either complete the world in success or fail the missions given only to be transferred into a punishment world. That was what Lucielle thought what would've happened if he encountered the situation after death but he was wrong, very...wrong. Who knew that Lucielle would be cursed once he died, lifeless on the ground? No one did. Lucielle was just one of those unlucky individuals who shouldn't have been touched in the first place. ___________________________________________ [- - -Cannot unlock fluent language ability- - -] '???' 'Didn't you say I could choose anything?' [System rechecking database...] [ . . . ] [Host, it has been confirmed, I asked the higher ups after rechecking your data base for any faults...It seems that you may have caught an unfortunate curse, to the point where Host cannot speak...Host, you are mute in this case] '. . .' -------------------------

Villain To Protagonist | NEED TO BE REWRITE! | First Version by QueenOfFujoshi

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[BL] My Darling Host Refuses To Take Off His Fursuit!! by santaVanilla

Furan Shi only wanted to be a cutie little princess. That's it. But we're talking about the non-political one that talks to animals and drinks green tea. No milk... and no drama. So when he died, nobody missed him. After his family and relatives, the next person to attend his funeral was his homeroom teacher and friends™, his murderer, and then a mysterious red-eyed crow. Said mysterious crow came to offer him a better deal. No, he still won't be a cutie princess, but he can be the next best thing after that. He was invited to transmigrate into different realities without any restrictions. It wasn't a Villain system, a Cannon fodder system... it doesn't belong to any category. Just experiencing the worlds should be enough to satisfy it. After all, 「 no data is bad data. 」 Furan Shi agreed with one condition. Filter: 'Animal Characteristics' System: Are you... sure about this? Furan Shi, pouting: Is that not possible..? System: ... you're welcome to do as you like =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇) What you'll get: 🌿An indecisive (and impulsive) MC 🐦Raum 🍗Spicy chicken story cards 👁️Mother's Eye [💛Yes, this is a quick transmigration novel.] [💛Yes, all cutesy cutie pie bc I am sad.] [💛Yes, the host will never remove the 'Animal Characteristics' tag.] [💙No, the host isn't always an animal demihuman. Could be a mix of nonhumans or no human parts altogether.] [💚And no, this isn't necessarily about furries. Eh, but I'm open to negotiations.. ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭] [💚Most importantly, this won't be a strict 1v1 qt story. While the ML recurs across arcs, both leads may explore other options. You have been warned.] I do apologize in advance if this is not your cup of tea. I'm trying my best to make this as light-themed as possible for people like me who just wanted to relax, aka not much brain games... not much face slapping.. ehe.. I wrote this book because I have the great sad (and because I needed Fast Pass on WN haha)

When Life Stands Still by Zancherie

~~~~ Please keep in mind that this is a BL (Boy's Love) and apocalyptic novel. Any normal apocalypse comes with a lot of issues - like violence, gore, abuse. As such this novel will have these topics and has been marked as 'MATURE'. If you are uncomfortable with any of this - please don't read the book. ~~~~ In a world unraveling under a relentless zombie plague, Ash Kage is more than a survivor. Born with unparalleled recovery powers, Ash has lived most of his life hidden away from the world in a secret bioengineering laboratory. His only companion was a biologically modified woman who spread the infection on her escape. Now on the run - haunted by guilt and hunted by those in search of a cure that hides in his blood, Ash finds shelter with a rather tough group of survivors. There he meets Rhys Grant - the handsome, strong, sharp eyed leader whom everyone looked up to. The attraction between them is immediately and undeniably, but so is the danger. When misunderstanding happens, an unconscious use of power causes fragments of memories of a shared past start to surface. Trust freys, desires burn and allies turn to enemies as they are drawn to each other but lack trust in one another. Will they figure out their differences or will the misunderstandings consume them? Can Ash escape the destiny of his past life and escape capture from the mad scientists who see his only value in being the cure?

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System, are you messing with me?

A shameless and sometimes even sadistic beauty. That's how the people would describe Shu Ning. He was very popular with men and woman equally but of course there were also those who were jealous of the attention he received. That's how he found himself being pushed over the railing of a bridge by some women he didn't even know, being accused of purposely seducing their boyfriends. But it really wasn't Shu Nings fault at all that he was just more charming than any woman. Just when his consciousness faded away he heard a voice in his head. System: "Hello Host. I'm your own personal System and will assist you in fulfilling your duty as a Transmigrator." Shu Ning: "..." System: "...My Name is Alpha and you can make use of me anyhow you want as long, as you do your missions." Shu Ning: "..." Couldn't they have at least given me a system that is more interesting and smart?