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System? Explain this Situation to me Please!

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mehlikeysmileys

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Genius meets boredom, creates a baby system, and completely screws himself over... both figuratively and literally. 

'Somehow... some of these characters seem a bit off? Like this one! What are you doing in my house, aren't you supposed to be in school? Oi, get off my bed, you crazy lunatic!'

Kain, a 5,000 year old hermit is finally out exploring without getting punished by his baby system for being OOC. Sadly, all of these worlds were inspired by the 'real' world, so there's nonsense such as traveling into  worlds  where one punch solves everything. 

'So what if I want to destroy the world? I'm your daddy, ok?' - a pitiful hermit.

'Then, why don't you stop screwing around with the protagonists, old man?' - an ungrateful child.

'TuT... I have not raised you right.'All Rights Reserved

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