Cupid's Speeding Ticket

The Old Cupid used an arrow. Now , you don't expect me to walk around with arrows and a bow aiming at the hearts of people. NO. That'll just give my cover away. So I, the modern cupid, use speeding tickets. Fine, I admit that it wasn't my idea but rather how things worked out on that night. But now, I'll happily take speeding tickets. Until that unfortunate day , when my luck runs out and I end up in BIG troubles. The Biggest. Not with the courts, not with the law, not with my boss, not with myself but the hearts of my friends and I. Someone remind me, why I'm such a screw up?