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Life's A Joke

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💀💀💀 A teen ( adult Im 18,well i just turn 18...) boy named Jake Angelo, who basically doesn't give a shit about popularity or making friends
 (Jake: Cause apparently he says he's a "lone wolf"...
Zack: That's a lie... 
Jake: Fuckin fuck off, zack!! 
Zack: Fuck on *smirk*
Jake: *holds in laughs, nope starts laughing* i'll fucking kill you, hah just you wait!) Anyway you gonna have to sum up or catch up this joke about my life.All Rights Reserved

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Prologue: "How it all Began.."
Wed, Feb 20, 2019

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Prologue: "How it all Began.."
Wed, Feb 20, 2019

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Coach Tomlinson

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