hèneeÿà and hærî
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Ongoing, First published Mar 10, 2018
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Henya was a silly gay. John was one too. That's why they got along so well, well, at least sometimes.  One day, they both wanted Tessa Brooks to rewrite her lyric : the competition shook. They just needed a reason to make Tessa shook. And that was by making her smell good with deodorant. Tessa was SHOOK.  She rushed to her daddy Jake Paul to edit the famous one and only song that everyone is quacking for : It's Everyday Bro.  They thought of the lyric for decades. It was impossible! They finally ended up calling 0 brain-cells mister England Is My City. Bleached haired Nick had a fabulous idea of the line.  The line was : I look like a mentally handicapped man who's being exploited by his older brother for karma!


I know, the line was brilliant. Henya and John were so happy. They decided to marry each other and plan on having that specific line on their wedding. tHE END FINALLY
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