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Violets are Actually Purple

crazyoboeplayer

LETTURE 710
Voti 144
Parti 21
Tempo <5 mins

LETTURE 710
Voti 144
Parti 21
Tempo <5 mins

crazyoboeplayer

crazy funny humor poem poems poet random rosesarered

I know I'm supposed to write a description here but instead, I believe there should be a warning. 

WARNING: THIS BOOK MAY CONTAIN THINGS THAT ARE BOTH CHEESY AND CORNY, LIKE THE POEM VERSION OF CHEDDAR POPCORN. IF YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO CRINGE AND MOVE ON, YOU MAY NOT WANT TO READ THIS WRITTEN PROOF OF MY INSANITY.Tutti i diritti riservati

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